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As promised, my christmas carol for the year, a parody of the UK version of Away in a Manger. You yanks have some weird jazzy bollocks that clearly isn’t right.
Soundcloud download : https://soundcloud.com/totalbiscuit/just-one-more-preorder-a
Lyrics:
Just one more preorder, the publisher said
Then we will unlock a cool hat for your head
You’ll save 10 percent if you order today
The game is not out yet but we ask you to pay
The previews are glowing, so make no mistake
this game is amazing though the screenshots are fake
But check out this gameplay it’s a vertical slice
so before you have played it, please put down full price
We love all the fanboys so we ask you to pay,
for our unfinished product that we’ll patch the 1st day
It’s still bloody broken 6 months down the line
But you got a free skinpack so it all turned out fine.
I trusted the trailer, oh why would they lie?
They gave an xp boost so I just had to buy
This game is atrocious, it should have been free
But I just cannot wait to buy the dlc.