The Nightly Show – Blacklash 2016: The Unblackening – Deez Nuts

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Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump continue to soar in the presidential polls, but they may face a challenge from a dark horse candidate named Deez Nuts.

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The Nightly Show – 8/19/15 in :60 Seconds

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Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker supports a harsh immigration plan, Beechum Grady defends Mississippi’s gay adoption ban, and Lil Rel Howery prefers women with high self-esteem.

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All About That Paste

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Download “All About That Paste” on iTunes!
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/all-about-that-paste-single/id945413896

Fans of authentic hummus know what it’s REALLY all about (hint: it’s not bass…) Hope you enjoyed this parody!  Thank you for all your support! Happy Thanksgiving!

Please keep in touch!

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Original song by Megan Trainor.  Parody lyrics by Remy.  Music tracks and background vocals by Ben Karlstrom.

LYRICS:

Because you know
I’m all about that paste
’bout that paste
that hummus

Yeah it’s pretty clear
this ain’t no Thai food
but I can dip it, dip it
when I would like, dude

It’s got tahini, an Arab-like taste,
and all the right oil in all the right places

You said you get your hummus
down at the corner shop?
You know that dish ain’t real, habibi
Make it stop

Ain’t got enough tahini?
You toss it back
But every other kind is tasty
from Beirut on to Iraq

I said my Momma she told me
don’t worry about your thighs
She told me eat some tabbouleh with it
and you’ll be alright
(tabbouleh-bouleh)
(no booty-booty)

You know you won’t see me eating from
silicone hummus cups
So if that’s what you’re into then
go ahead and move along

Remy Remz and I’m back again
Don’t know who I am? Baby, ask your friends
If they say they don’t know? Better ask again
They still don’t know? I guess that makes sense…

If you suspect that the content is teeny
Go to the lab and check the tahini
Never dip a carrot or tortilla
Hummus is like Katniss: it needs pita.

I brought tabbouleh back
You tell your skinny sandwiches that
You think it’s tasty but it’s really bad
But I’m here to tell you
Every kind of it is tasty
from Beirut on to Iraq

I said my momma she told me
don’t worry about your thighs
She said that girls will not like you
does not matter what your size
(that’s kind of spooky)
(why’d you tell that to me?)

No you won’t see me eating from
silicone hummus cups
So if that’s what you’re into then
go ahead and move along

طفل مستلم علا الفارس تبويس

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( قناة المنوع والجديد حول العالم – اشترك بالقناه ليأتيك كل جديد )
[ حوادث سعوديه وعربيه + حوادث حول العالم + احداث + جرائم + كييك + غرائب + كوميديا +
تعليمي + رياضه + الاكثر مشاهده + وغيرها من المقاطع التي ستجدونها عند الاشتراك بالقناه ]
من يلاحظ بان القناه انتهكت حقوقه في عرض الفيديو فعليه ارسال رساله خاصه الى القناه لحذف الفيديو والاعتذار اليه

Teardrops On My Kabob (Parody)

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The original song captured a typical high-school moment–but what if it took place in the Middle-East? This parody hopes to illustrate. Check out the original song by Taylor Swift, it’s awesome!!!

LYRICS:

Food looks at me
I frown cuz I’m just so hungry
but I can’t even eat
because it is Ramadan you see

Can not eat anything
until the sun goes down
and that is why
I am wearing such a big old frown

CHORUS

It’s the reason for the
teardrops on my kabob
the only thing that keeps me
hungry during Ramadan

is the thought of kabob
in my tummy
tasting oh so good

No kefta
No haloum
Not even one zaytooni
I know that I just want that food

Drew looks at me
I make him move so I can see
That kabob on the plate
bet it’s gonna taste so great

How I will make it through?
Oh man, I do not know
Why do they call it fasting
if the day goes by so slow?

CHORUS

And when the sun goes down
Oh man, I just can’t wait
Ramadan is the only
time I ever get a date

CHORUS

Abraham Lincoln: The Poem

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My first poem. I hope you like it!

Recorded live at “As Was Written,” at the Lyceum in Alexandria, VA.
http://www.aswaswritten.com

Filmed by my friends over at Murderbird Media:
http://www.vimeo.com/imleavingyou/videos

My album is out on iTunes! Check it out!
http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-falafel-album-ep/id390314529

Lyrics:

Humanitarian
yeah, I roll like that
was a Cesarian
cuz of my stovepipe hat

born in a passionate nation
of master vocations
no “faster” impatience
or pasteurization

Momma died of milk sickness
“Ow! Oh!” hollering
Talk about lactose intolerant

and Daddy was poor
saying “get it yourself”
couldn’t afford
Playstation -12

I was born in 1809
oh and lookin so fine
with a bow tie
all the ladies saying “Oh my!

God!”–who’d have thought
this little boy
born in Kentucky
raised up in Illinois

would grow up, blow up
do something big
Republican, practice law
run for President

but first–I got to sob,
my girlfriend died
I lost my job
and something deep inside

but if you don’t succeed
then you try again
so I tried and I tried
and I tried again

until I defied the slide
turn the tide again
and then, stride by stride
found my pride again

found a bride again.

My name’s Abe Lincoln, girl
what you thinking, girl?
My heart’ll sink and whirl,
at you I’m winking, girl

what’s your name?
Mary? Oh that’s pretty.
What’s your middle name?
Todd? Okay.

so now I got a wife
I got a life
but a fire is burning inside me
and I feel I gotta fight

against slavery.
Yeah, try to disable the
slavery laws which were
working to enable the

critics of freedom–a lot of them
cynics of democracy
who looked at Dred Scott
and pointed at the hypocrisy

it can’t be this way, can it?
do something to prevent it
to stop the slavery menace
Thinking I’ll run for the Senate

against Senator Stephen A. Douglas
a state legislator
debates across Illinois
where I debate the debater

and drawing big crowds, big draws
never stayed quiet
draws so big
you’d think it was Lane Bryant

But the things he was saying
were so bad and prejudicial
his arguments were
just as sad as his initials

and I lost that race
but I continued to recite
that just cuz most people like something
don’t mean it’s right

I didn’t feel slighted
I felt delighted
cuz folks eventually elected me
to fight for the plighted

Saying “slavery is spreading,
stop it before they flush more”
Don’t you worry homeys
I’m on it like Mt. Rushmore

Civil War breaking out
more is what we’re fearing though
Heard at Gettysburg
four score and seven years ago

but thinking Lincoln’s scared?
Not a Lincoln chance!
ain’t dropping Lincoln logs
up in my Lincoln pants

I dropped an emancipation!
a proclamation!
across the nation!
a lot we’re facing

and when the war was won
thinking we’d make it you know
figured I’d have some fun and maybe
take in a show

shot in the head in the theater by a star
John Wilkes Booth packing heat slipping by a guard
head blown up in the balcony, how bizzare
still not as bad as the time I saw Avatar

and so died a leader
known for mending fences
also known for Lincoln/Kennedy
coincidences

you know– a secretary named him
a secretary named me
both had a guy named Johnson
working as a VP

both got shot in the head
but did you know this?
my little brother drove his
horse and buggy off of a bridge

I gotta say, that’s my story
the Great Emancipator
Honest Abe, got the glory
maybe I’ll see you later

Spilling noise from Illinois
the land of Obama
I’m on the penny, the five
your mind and your momma

so if you guys wanna criticize
in editorial
I got a question for you
what color is your memorial?