Jimmy Kimmel’s Quarantine Monologue – Trump Encourages Stay at Home Protests

In tonight’s #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse monologue, Jimmy talks about the celebration of 4/20, one of his favorite parts from the One World: Together at Home special he co-hosted over the weekend, making it into a “Jeopardy” question, people from all over the country protesting #StayAtHome orders, Trump’s tweet rampage about liberating states, and his campaign paying the wife and girlfriend of his sons $180,000 a year. Jimmy is making a donation to a worthwhile cause every day during this quarantine. Today our guest Snoop Dogg chose the special needs division of the Snoop Youth Football League. Please help support this program for underserved kids. Go here to donate – http://snoopyfl.net/

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Snoop Dogg on 4/20, Best Vegetable to Smoke Out Of & His Quarantine Room

Snoop talks about celebrating 4/20, the only person that has ever out-smoked him, the quarantine room in his house, hosting roller skating parties on Instagram, his video complaint for Bill Gates when the Madden server went down, his favorite weed, and he answers some 4/20 inspired questions in honor of the holiday. Jimmy will be making a donation to a worthwhile cause that is chosen by our guest every day during this quarantine. Snoop chose the special needs division of the Snoop Youth Football League. Please help support this program for underserved kids. Go here to donate – http://snoopyfl.net/ #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse

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Jimmy Kimmel Surprises Food Delivery Hero

Jimmy wanted to thank the lesser known heroes of this pandemic – food delivery people. So he surprised one of these brave souls with some homemade gifts on the “One World: Together at Home” special.

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Cocktail De La Casa – Eric’s “Pickle Me Up” – Sponsored by Tanqueray London Dry Gin

Our friends at Diageo have a new social initiative called #TipsFromHome that helps people in the service industry get back to work without having to leave their house. Every week, we’re inviting a bartender to teach us to make a cocktail using ingredients you may already have. Eric makes tonight’s cocktail which is called “Pickle Me Up.” Go to: https://givz.com/tipsfromhome to learn more about how you can give back to the servers you miss seeing behind the bar. Sponsored by Diageo.

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Seth Rogen on Smoking Pot & Making Pottery During Quarantine

Seth talks about being built for social distancing, celebrating his birthday in quarantine, smoking marijuana, doing pottery, how his parents are holding up in Canada, his mom teaching yoga classes via video chat, the upside of not having kids during all of this, and live-tweeting while watching Cats. Jimmy will be making a donation to a worthwhile cause that is chosen by our guest every day during this quarantine. Seth chose HFC. Please help them care for families facing Alzheimer’s and educate the next generation of advocates. Go here to donate – https://wearehfc.org/ #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse

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Jimmy Kimmel’s Quarantine Monologue – Pizza Eating Groundhog & Stay Home Protests

In tonight’s #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse monologue, Jimmy talks about the possibility of high school students taking SAT & ACT tests from home this year, protests in Ohio, Michigan, and Kentucky over the #StayAtHome orders, Donald Trump laying out guidelines to re-open the country, our announcer Dicky Barrett doing weird things at home, and a wonderful pizza eating groundhog that we all need during this depressing time. Jimmy is making a donation to a worthwhile cause every day during this quarantine. Today our guest Seth Rogen chose HFC. Please help them care for families facing Alzheimer’s and educate the next generation of advocates. Go here to donate – https://wearehfc.org/

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Jason Bateman Talks Ozark, Quarantine & Plays “Was I In It?”

Jason talks about his long hair, his obsessive hand washing technique, how Easter was for his daughters, his difficulty helping them with homeschooling, the popularity of “Ozark,” and Jimmy loves reliving Jason’s long career so he quizzes him on it in a game called “Was I In It?” Jimmy will be making a donation to a worthwhile cause that is chosen by our guest every day during this quarantine. Jason chose Direct Relief. Please help them bring personal protective equipment and essential medical items to health workers responding to Coronavirus… Go here to donate – https://www.directrelief.org/#JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse

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Jimmy Kimmel’s Quarantine Monologue – The Trumpiest Thing Trump Has Ever Done

In tonight’s #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse monologue, Jimmy talks about how long the days are during quarantine, the phases of emergency shopping trends, the three-month extension on doing our taxes, Bernie Sanders & Cardi B on Instagram Live together, and Donald Trump holding up the Covid-19 relief stimulus checks so his name could be printed on them, stopping funding to the World Health Organization, considering a daily talk radio show, and wanting to bring sports back as soon as possible. Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti told CNN that we are very unlikely to see sports or concerts again until 2021, with researches at Harvard estimating that we could be social distancing until 2022. Jimmy is making a donation to a worthwhile cause every day during this quarantine. Today our guest Jason Bateman chose Direct Relief. Help them bring personal protective equipment and essential medical items to health workers responding to Coronavirus. Go here to donate – https://www.directrelief.org/

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Jimmy Kimmel Cooks “Pasta Tina” At Home

Jimmy makes his kids’ favorite dish “Pasta Tina” while giving step-by-step instructions so that you can make it too.

Ingredients –

Salt
Olive Oil
1 Box of Small-Sized Pasta
1 Can of Cannellini Beans (or dried cannellini beans if you have the patience to soak them overnight)
3 Cloves of Garlic (Squashed)
A Spoonful of Minor’s Chicken (Or Vegetable) Base
Good Parmesan Cheese

Recipe –

1. Boil a pot of water with a little salt.
2. Add the pasta to the boiling water for about 8 minutes.
3. While the pasta is cooking, begin your sauce by blending the cannellini beans. Try not to cut your finger.
4. Take 3 cloves of garlic, squash them, remove from the skin, and place them in a pot over medium-low heat with a little olive oil. If you want to get fancy, you can tilt the pot and place the garlic in the olive oil to infuse the flavor and really get the garlic lightly golden. If the garlic browns, throw it away and start over.
5. Stir the pasta and make sure it isn’t sticking to the bottom
6. Once the garlic is golden, remove it from the pot (optional), add the blended cannellini beans, and add a spoonful of the Minor’s chicken (or vegetable) base. Stir everything together.
7. When the pasta is ready, drain it in a colander, put the pasta back into the large pot, and add the cannellini bean sauce. Mix it all up.
8. Serve with GOOD parmesan cheese. It’s good for your life.