Just in time for Transformers 5: The Last Knight, here’s a recap of the Michael Bay Transformers movie franchise 1-4 in one epic rap!
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RECAP RAPS – TRANSFORMERS MOVIES IN 3 MINUTES
A recap of the action packed, Michael Bay Transformers movie franchise in 3 minutes, inspired by the Transformers theme song and music. Before you go see the newest Transformer film, the last knight, take a quick trip back through the franchise to visit your favorite robots in disguise like Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Grimlock, and Megatron, as well as the humans they put up with like the young and innocent Shia Lebouf, the hot and exploited Megan Fox, and the franchise saver, Mark Wahlberg.
Recap Raps is a music comedy series where we summarize your favorite pop culture movies and tv shows into short delectable rap songs!
Written by Jesse Pepe and Ryan Tellez
https://www.youtube.com/user/JPeeMusic
Performed by Ryan Tellez and Jesse Pepe
Chorus sung by David Odom
Music Produced by Danny Eldridge
Edited by Luke Baker
VFX Titles by Robert Holtby
Produced by Brian Fisher
TRANSFORMER RECAP RAP LYRICS
What’s crackin little bitches? You like cars and trucks? (What?)
‘murica? Robots? Explosions and butts?
Well, here’s a picture painted for you straight from Michael Bay’s brush
Starring Shia Labeouf but right before he went nuts
He’s a nerdy ass teen with a shitty ass ride
And little did he know that there’s a robot inside
And it’s from outer space! Just like Optimus Prime
And all the other ones who play up racial stereotypes
And now we got the Allspark, gives the plot a jump start
Makes shit more chaotic than Black Friday at a Wal Mart
Destroyed in Megatron’s heart, get the hell out of here
Dry hump on Bumblebee, yeah man, that’s really weird
Whatever, I don’t care as long as stuff explodes!
It’s a city planner’s nightmare, smashing roads!
Lotsa lights and loud noises! Senses overload!
Transformers, mother truckers that’s just how it goes
(Chorus 1)
Transformers
More than meets the eye
(But not much more than explosions and hot chicks)
Transformers
Robots in disguise
(In disguise meaning no discernable features)
Transformers
Racially diverse
(But they keep poking fun at the hispanic guy)
Transformers
Tyrese at his worst
(Got that right)
(Everybody shut up!)
Revenge of the Fallen! All back, ‘cept Jazz
But with new racist robots and Megan Fox’s ass
That Michael Bay films from every possible angle
And he even lets a tiny robot dry hump her ankles
Shia’s parents and their dogs, everybody’s bangin, y’all
Promiscuous Decepticons and robots with giant balls
What about the plot? Well there’s this thing called the Matrix
They gotta blow it up, So it’s pretty much the same shit
Third movie! Ain’t you seen it? Fox’s ass was told to beat it!
Now we got a model from Victoria’s Secret
And Shia’s gotta save the world one more time
With the same damn plot line! No wonder this kid lost his mind!
How’s this movie end? Oh with butterflies and rainbows
Bunny rabbits, sunshine, flowers and NOT IN MICHAEL BAY’S SHOW
HUGE FIRES! ARMY GUYS! CHAOS AND EXPLOSIONS!!!
MICHAEL BAY FUCKS YOU IN THE FACE WITH NO LOTION!!
(Chorus 2)
Transformers
More than meets the eye
(Unless your eyes are blinded by this lens flare)
Transformers
Robots in disguise
(They’re way too big to effectively hide)
Transformers
Funny Cameos
(John Turturro)
(I was thinking Ken Jeong)
Transformers
One more film to go
(Thank God)
(Hell yeah let’s do it)
Optimus is still alive
Save the planet one more time
Marky Mark instead of Shia
New hot chick, but she’s a minor
What? RAWR! Dinosaur!
Slash and kill ‘em with a sword
Copy paste the plot line, yo
Things EXPLODE so ya don’t get bored
BOOM bigger faster stronger
Every movie feels longer
BOOM BANG even though they
BUTT keep on getting sponsors
BANG! BOOM! and BANG! Oh and Frasier’s evil BUTT!
BANG BUTT BOOM BUTT BANG BANG BOOM PSHWEWWW
(Chorus 3)
Transformers
More than meets the eye
(Nope, it’s exactly what you’d expect!!!)
Transformers
Movies in disguise
(Just a machine that prints Michael Bay’s paychecks)
Transformers
Super worth your time
(I got a lot of spare time so absolutely)
Transformers
Go see number 5
(I already bought tix!)
(Oh come on)
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