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Simon the security guard reveals his secret to staying on-task when there are women with big breasts around.

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Nathan and Simon the security guard pitch a reality show about Simon’s obsession with large breasts.

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Nathan markets a toy to children by tapping into their desire to be big kids.

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There’s now only one way for kids between the ages of three and eight to show that they don’t wear diapers.

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