Assassin’s Creed Revelations Song Parody (Acoustic Version)
aka Can You Teach Me Parkour
A parody of the song Higher by Creed
WRITTEN by:
Ryan Tellez
Erin Sievers
Geoff Yano
MUSIC and PERFORMANCE by:
Ryan Tellez
EDITED by:
Brian Fisher
LYRICS:
– The Warp Zone –
http://www.youtube.com/warpzonetweets
Lyrics:
In Animus, I’m guided to another world
Time and time again
From rooftops, I use my Eagle Vision
Coz I don’t wanna lose my target
Like Those Who Came Before
Coz there’s a villain who’s building an army
And I’m the only man who can take him down
So let’s zipline
Let’s use our hookblade
Come on be stealth-like
Let’s assassinate!
Can you teach me parkour?
How to scale cathedral walls
Can you teach me parkour?
Leave some hay so I can fall
So let’s zipline
Let’s hookblade
Come on, jump higher
There’s no f***in hay!
Up high LA looks like Constantinople
With less Turkish guys
Ezio made it look so cool
And I’m a fool
And I might die
Ubisoft has lied to me
They screwed my dreams
And snapped my spine
Can you teach me parkour?
Let me be like the Brotherhood
Someone teach me parkour
Better than Desmond Miles could
I’m not good at parkour
This revelation came late to me
Guess I’m not so hardcore
Singin’ outdated parodies
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So… at 1am last night I started rendering my latest machinima. It was going to take 5 hours so I wanted to do a quick something. This is that quick something.
It’s 224 x 3384 blocks and was built entirely in-game using only the wand tool to help do the sky, ground etc. I’m not a huge fan of doing pixel art clones like this but it was fun and passed the time. Next time I’ll do an original piece (Well, once the turtle is done anyway. :D)
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