The Toughest Relationship Test of All… (The Song)

Relationships face many challenges these days: cheating, finances, family pressures…but none as challenging as decorating your first home. :'(

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Lyrics by Remy. Music tracks, background vocals, and mastering by Ben Karlstrom.

LYRICS

Remember back in ’99?
I lost my job at the Wal-Mart
and the demons of addiction
almost tore us both apart

And just last year I swear
you almost bid that last adieu
Who’d have thought those sound investments
that I made would all fall through?

We made it through the rises and the falls
But now we face the toughest one of all…

Can we make it through Ikea?
Can we shop for household things?
Withstand each other’s opinions
and leave with our left hand rings?

Watch you spend all of my money? (YOUR money?)
Watch me sulk as you proceed
to shop for some pull-out couches
I swear we don’t even need (oh you’ll need this…)

It was tough before but I have no idea
if we’ll make it through Ikea…

By the time we leave we each are wishing we were dead
that Flüügen chair is not the only thing holding on by a thread

I always knew you might meet someone who would be a marriage ender
but I never thought it’d be someone with no apparent gender

Well we did it girl but I have no idea
how we made it through Ikea.